i know my ass is up too late because i’m losing my fucking mind over accidentally typing george of the gungle
y'all hear one funny word and you just smash that reblog huh
Me: I wonder if there actually are long-term mental health and societal harm being done with how ubiquitous the internet and digital communication has become
Some Artist: Here’s a picture of phones sucking out people’s souls
Me: y'know what if there are we’ll just all have to die cause I am not throwing in with you
if you’re offline or away and i message you something (like a link to a meme or a picture or w/e) honestly just assume that i’m just leaving it there for when you get back and not expecting you to answer straight away. i don’t need you to respond with “hey, sorry, i wasn’t at the computer!” or anything. i was leaving u a gift for later.
Robot cummies
Hey James do you take constructive criticism?
Only on business days
Fine I’ll wait
This post fucking sucks
…i think i finally know what constitutes platonic bdsm.
so, before i begin explaining, have any of you ever watched Jackass?
Oh so you believe that no matter how much you accomplish, how hard you work and what great deal you put into your self improvement, you should be classified equally and “eat” just as much as a hobo who has no degrees, doesn’t care to educate themselves further than lawfully required and feeds off of what little money the government already gives him? Cute.
yeah i do believe that homeless uneducated people deserve to eat lmao! sorry i’m not a selfish, horrible person xoxo but i really am adorable otherwise
imagine being lea michele and realising that you’re trending on twitter only to discover it’s because someone started a rumour that you’re illiterate
imagine being Lea Michele’s assistant and having to tell her that she’s trending on twitter because people found out she’s illiterate
